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Wish You Weren’t Tank – A Bold Florida Shirt for Beach Rebels
The Wish You Weren’t Tank is soaked in Sunshine State sarcasm. This Florida shirt pays tribute to the golden age of Cypress Gardens ski shows and the cheeky postcard racks that still line every tourist shop around Anybodyofwater, USA. With a nod to vintage vacation kitsch and a bold graphic that flips the script, it’s made for those who love the sun but not always the people under it. Lightweight, breathable, and a little bit brutal—this tank keeps you cool while delivering heat.
Check out our other best-selling Wish You Weren't Tees for Men, Tanks for Women, and the new Wish You Sticker!
Fabric:
- 4.3 oz./yd², 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 32 singles
Feature:
- Fabric laundered
- Self-fabric neck binding
- Side seams
